I think I like cats...

[Beelzebaby666]

I"m starting to come around. I've never been a cat person but thanks to Mystical Mom's cats, I do believe I have learned to enjoy the pleasure of a cat.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

If I owned one.. I think I'd want this one.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Aww..


Ok I'm over it.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Do any of you have one of these?? I thought about making one for my favorite kitties. I think they are cool.

 

[Baz]

Cats consider themselves generous by not killing you in your sleep. Dogs actually want to be your best friend, and will defend you to the end.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Cats consider themselves generous by not killing you in your sleep. Dogs actually want to be your best friend, and will defend you to the end.

You make me laugh.. Meet my dog

 

[Baz]

You make me laugh.. Meet my dog

Oh. Well, I'm sure your faithful dog would wake from fake-slumber and defend you against an evil kitten.

Doggie's just in stealth mode, there.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Yeah, I'm sure he's a real killer:

 

[Baz]

Yeah, I'm sure he's a real killer:

Not in these photos. It's what you don't see. All the killing he does when you're sleeping, only to keep you safe. That's where he's vicious. Which makes him sleepy and seemingly tame during the day.

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Not in these photos. It's what you don't see. All the killing he does when you're sleeping, only to keep you safe. That's where he's vicious. Which makes him sleepy during the day.

He's asleep now, he played with me for 15 minutes and it wore him out. He is the last one out of bed in the morning and I carry him outside to his runner. I go by the house five times a day when I'm out on a route and he is ALWAYS asleep.

Those kitties must be ninja's or something

 

[Baz]

He's asleep now, he played with me for 15 minutes and it wore him out. He is the last one out of bed in the morning and I carry him outside to his runner. I go by the house five times a day when I'm out on a route and he is ALWAYS asleep.

Those kitties must be ninja's or something

Vampire Ninja Kitties, specifically.

Why do you think he's so tired? Treat him like the king he is!

 

[Beelzebaby666]

Vampire Ninja Kitties, specifically.

Why do you think he's so tired? Treat him like the king he is!

Dogs rule, cats drool. I carry his fat azz outside in the morning!! He sleeps where ever, whenever. He get's a treat for coming back in the house after I let him out to run loose every evening. While the kids do chores, he chews up their stuffed animals. He is KING!

Ahh, those cats are evil.. They've been slowly brain washing me to like them.. I see this now. Thanks for pulling my back from the dark side

 

[morningbell]

You don't like my pussy so much

 

[Beelzebaby666]

You don't like my pussy so much

Your pussy is fine. It's your Big Kitty that needs to be


:How you feelin' lover?

 

[morningbell]

Your pussy is fine. It's your Big Kitty that needs to be


:How you feelin' lover?

hmmmm..... well, fine for the most part. Better than when you talked to me. What a waste I was this morning.

 

[Baz]

Dogs rule, cats drool. I carry his fat azz outside in the morning!! He sleeps where ever, whenever. He get's a treat for coming back in the house after I let him out to run loose every evening. While the kids do chores, he chews up their stuffed animals. He is KING!

Ahh, those cats are evil.. They've been slowly brain washing me to like them.. I see this now. Thanks for pulling my back from the dark side

Now you've got it.


Doggy chews up stuffed animals to train for taking out the Vampire Ninja Kitties that come every night as you slumber. They may sleep all day after a particularly tough night of defending your life as you sleep.

So, you can now see that your dog is a super hero.

 

[morningbell]

Vampire Ninja Kitties, specifically.

Why do you think he's so tired? Treat him like the king he is!

Baz?? HAHAHAHA!

 

[Baz]

Baz?? HAHAHAHA!

Are you making fun of my name?

 

[Beelzebaby666]

hmmmm..... well, fine for the most part. Better than when you talked to me. What a waste I was this morning.

Now you've got it.


Doggy chews up stuffed animals to train for taking out the Vampire Ninja Kitties that come every night as you slumber. They may sleep all day after a particularly tough night of defending your life as you sleep.

So, you can now see that your dog is a super hero.

No need to fear, UNDERDOG is asleep on the couch!

Baz?? HAHAHAHA!

Baz...Turd?? Baz..Head??
I used to go out with a guy who liked to be called Baz, he was a bass player but he was pretty boring

Are you making fun of my name?

Nooooooooooo

You seem to have some imagination and personality.

The mainstream forum people will suck that out of you faster than you can say, "Beer, whine or biatches?"

So I am just enjoying you while you last

 

[Baz]

No need to fear, UNDERDOG is asleep on the couch!



Baz...Turd?? Baz..Head??
I used to go out with a guy who liked to be called Baz, he was a bass player but he was pretty boring



Nooooooooooo

You seem to have some imagination and personality.

The mainstream forum people will suck that out of you faster than you can say, "Beer, whine or biatches?"

So I am just enjoying you while you last

Ohhhh.

Well, I've lurked here for a bit, so I know what to expect from certain posters. They won't take me out without a fight, for sure! However, I don't plan on getting sucked into that stupid stuff.

I plan on keeping it light. If someone wants to get bent out of shape, they can go get bent on their own. Except for the VNKs!!! (Vampire Ninja Kitties). Gotta take them out every time you get the chance!