withrespect
:wr:
The office coffee tastes like Iodine.
Are you pregnant?
Shall I call Olive Garden and let them know they'll be needing more napkins?
No, I'm not pregnant! Someone just doesn't know how to make coffee around here.
Are you sure? Pregnant women always complain about things tasting weird. Sometimes they get pica. Have you noticed a craving for soil or crayons lately?
I miss the iridescent sheen of JP5 in the coffee.
I'm positive.
A positive pregnancy test? Congratulations!!!
A positive pregnancy test? Congratulations!!!
Is it yours?
#### you both. Especially you, Warnutz.
That’s what got you in this predicament.
Warnutz and I are not having sexual relations.
Warnutz and I are not having sexual relations.