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Bob
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
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>> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a
>> beautiful blond woman waving at
>> him and say hello. He's rather taken aback,
>> > because he can't place where
>> he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know
>> me?" To which she replies, "I
>> think you're the father of one of my kids."
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>> Now his mind travels back to the only time he
>> has ever been unfaithful to
>> his wife and says, "My God, are you the
>> stripper from my bachelor party
>> that I had on the pool table with all my
>> buddies watching, while your
>> partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She
>> looks into his eyes and
>> calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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>> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a
>> beautiful blond woman waving at
>> him and say hello. He's rather taken aback,
>> > because he can't place where
>> he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know
>> me?" To which she replies, "I
>> think you're the father of one of my kids."
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>>
>> Now his mind travels back to the only time he
>> has ever been unfaithful to
>> his wife and says, "My God, are you the
>> stripper from my bachelor party
>> that I had on the pool table with all my
>> buddies watching, while your
>> partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She
>> looks into his eyes and
>> calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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