I want a Cheeseburger

[nachomama]

And Oldie, but still a goodie.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving
drinks to a meager looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies: "Well go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

 

[LexiGirl75]

Damn good one!!!

 

[rack'm]

 

[Dukesdad]

I just got that in an email...

 

[Fat Momma]

gives a whole new meaning to "where's the beef?"

 

[C-Murda]

There you is Big Momma, you cant change your name and hide from Pimp C!

 

[FireBrand]

It takes two hands to handle a whopper...........

 

[Fat Momma]

There you is Big Momma, you cant change your name and hide from Pimp C!

Baby I ain't changed my name I am just working so long assed hours and have harldy anytime to come up in here. So whats up?

 

[Fat Momma]

It takes two hands to handle a whopper...........

hmmmmmmmmmmm......Beefy

 

[Shetiger]