bulldog
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches
Straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have
a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing
is excellent We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for
his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
$90,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says "You're Bull####tin' me!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it
Straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have
a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing
is excellent We just got a job opening from a very
wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for
his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of
your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her
sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
$90,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says "You're Bull####tin' me!"
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it
