I was driving a bit fast

JustTheFax

On the Right Side.
I may have been going 97 On I 97, after all I thought the route number was the speed limit.

A very beautiful Maryland State Police woman pulled me over.

"You were going a bit fast. I must tell you anything you say will be held against you in court." she said.

"You have very nice big breast," I said.

"Guess you will have to hold them against me in court" I continued.

"Well I won't hold them against you in court, Just slow down and get out of here." she said.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
huh...

I may have been going 97 On I 97, after all I thought the route number was the speed limit.

A very beautiful Maryland State Police woman pulled me over.

"You were going a bit fast. I must tell you anything you say will be held against you in court." she said.

"You have very nice big breast," I said.

"Guess you will have to hold them against me in court" I continued.

"Well I won't hold them against you in court, Just slow down and get out of here." she said.


...mastectomy?
 
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