I went to a bar

[justhangn]

A couple years ago I went to a bar with some friends. Above
the bar I noticed a sign that read: "For Sale. 1985 Henway.
Excellent Condition. Make Offer."

So I asked the bartender, "What's a henway?"

He said, "Oh, about three to four pounds."

 

[Sharon]

We had a class pet chicken in 5th grade named Henway. The poor thing met her demise when the teachers 3 dogs got a hold of it. Then we got a baby duck.

 

[rebeka]

Originally posted by Sharon
We had a class pet chicken in 5th grade named Henway. The poor thing met her demise when the teachers 3 dogs got a hold of it. Then we got a baby duck.

It's sad when this commentary is funnier than the joke. Very sad.