I Won

[bulldog]

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"

She says, "I'd take my half of the money & leave you."

"Excellent," he replies,

"I won 12 bucks, here's $6 - now pack your #### and get out!"

 

[Dye Tied]

 

[vraiblonde]

And its counterpart:

A man comes running in the house and shouts to his wife, "Myrtle! Myrtle! Pack your bags! I just hit the lottery!"

Myrtle excitedly exclaims, "Oh, how wonderful! Shall I pack for the beach or the mountains?"

And the man replies, "Who cares - just get the #### out!"