I would like to award......

onebdzee

off the shelf
1. The guy that stopped behind me at the intersection of Newtowne Neck and Rt. 5....I appreciate that you left enough room between my back fender and your front bumper to put my index finger in....and yes, the look I gave you was "if you even think about moving that car for at least 30 seconds after I pull off, I will have to injure you" look

2. The guy that saw the break in traffic 5 seconds after I did and so graciously pulled out of Exxon doing 10mph in front of me leaving me a foot and a half to brake, let a truck to my left pass and accelerate to manuever around you to avoid ruining you cell phone call....I personally thought it was rather nice of me to coast right beside you and let you hear my new pipes for a half mile while you finished that call

3. To the guy in the 4-wheel drive redneck mobile, you sir(and I use that term very loosely) need to either lower that truck or turn the effing radio down!....preferably BEFORE you deceide to change lanes....you are rather lucky that my bike has a little bit of ass to it or you would be giving the keys to that truck and everything else you own to my mutts

And finally.......

4. To the lady going northbound on 235....you my dear were my favorite...not only did you give directions to the lost man at the light you even went down the road at 40 in anticipation of that big truck, with his left turn signal on, changing lanes....mental note to you, if the driver of a truck hasn't changed lanes in more than a half mile, HE LEFT HIS SIGNAL ON AND ISN'T GOING TO GET OVER!....you don't have to drive in the left lane right on his tailgate for 5 miles....especially if you have 2,000 cars behind you that can't get past you or the truck because you're both doing 40!

award ceremony done!
 

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
onebdzee said:
1. The guy that stopped behind me at the intersection of Newtowne Neck and Rt. 5....I appreciate that you left enough room between my back fender and your front bumper to put my index finger in....and yes, the look I gave you was "if you even think about moving that car for at least 30 seconds after I pull off, I will have to injure you" look

2. The guy that saw the break in traffic 5 seconds after I did and so graciously pulled out of Exxon doing 10mph in front of me leaving me a foot and a half to brake, let a truck to my left pass and accelerate to manuever around you to avoid ruining you cell phone call....I personally thought it was rather nice of me to coast right beside you and let you hear my new pipes for a half mile while you finished that call

3. To the guy in the 4-wheel drive redneck mobile, you sir(and I use that term very loosely) need to either lower that truck or turn the effing radio down!....preferably BEFORE you deceide to change lanes....you are rather lucky that my bike has a little bit of ass to it or you would be giving the keys to that truck and everything else you own to my mutts

And finally.......

4. To the lady going northbound on 235....you my dear were my favorite...not only did you give directions to the lost man at the light you even went down the road at 40 in anticipation of that big truck, with his left turn signal on, changing lanes....mental note to you, if the driver of a truck hasn't changed lanes in more than a half mile, HE LEFT HIS SIGNAL ON AND ISN'T GOING TO GET OVER!....you don't have to drive in the left lane right on his tailgate for 5 miles....especially if you have 2,000 cars behind you that can't get past you or the truck because you're both doing 40!

award ceremony done!

I'm glad you had this chance to vent. :huggy:
 

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
Pete said:
I passed your truck on RT 5 north of Callaway about 4:45
Did you honk, wave or acknowledge her, because if you didn't, you're an azz. She was having a bad day. :buttkick:
 

Pete

Repete
BS Gal said:
Did you honk, wave or acknowledge her, because if you didn't, you're an azz. She was having a bad day. :buttkick:
I am an ass, that is a given. I was on the bike, passed her truck, saw the stuff in the back window confirming it was her truck but by that time the truck was well down the road.

You may now kiss my feet.
 

onebdzee

off the shelf
Pete said:
I am an ass, that is a given. I was on the bike, passed her truck, saw the stuff in the back window confirming it was her truck but by that time the truck was well down the road.

You may now kiss my feet.

You are mistaken.......my truck hasn't moved all day

I've been on my bike since noon until about 2 hours ago
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
onebdzee said:
2. The guy that saw the break in traffic 5 seconds after I did and so graciously pulled out of Exxon doing 10mph in front of me leaving me a foot and a half to brake, let a truck to my left pass and accelerate to manuever around you to avoid ruining you cell phone call....I personally thought it was rather nice of me to coast right beside you and let you hear my new pipes for a half mile while you finished that call!
The best thing about LOUD pipes :lol: Next time pull in the clutch and rev it a couple of times.
 

onebdzee

off the shelf
aps45819 said:
The best thing about LOUD pipes :lol: Next time pull in the clutch and rev it a couple of times.

Now I wouldn't do such a thing
















Well, ok.....I reved it up and held it there....I did not realize how loud my pipes really are until I sat about 5 foot away from his car and held the throttle(makes a really nice LOUD noise) :biggrin:
 

AndyMarquisLIVE

New Member
onebdzee said:
1. The guy that stopped behind me at the intersection of Newtowne Neck and Rt. 5....I appreciate that you left enough room between my back fender and your front bumper to put my index finger in....and yes, the look I gave you was "if you even think about moving that car for at least 30 seconds after I pull off, I will have to injure you" look

2. The guy that saw the break in traffic 5 seconds after I did and so graciously pulled out of Exxon doing 10mph in front of me leaving me a foot and a half to brake, let a truck to my left pass and accelerate to manuever around you to avoid ruining you cell phone call....I personally thought it was rather nice of me to coast right beside you and let you hear my new pipes for a half mile while you finished that call

3. To the guy in the 4-wheel drive redneck mobile, you sir(and I use that term very loosely) need to either lower that truck or turn the effing radio down!....preferably BEFORE you deceide to change lanes....you are rather lucky that my bike has a little bit of ass to it or you would be giving the keys to that truck and everything else you own to my mutts

And finally.......

4. To the lady going northbound on 235....you my dear were my favorite...not only did you give directions to the lost man at the light you even went down the road at 40 in anticipation of that big truck, with his left turn signal on, changing lanes....mental note to you, if the driver of a truck hasn't changed lanes in more than a half mile, HE LEFT HIS SIGNAL ON AND ISN'T GOING TO GET OVER!....you don't have to drive in the left lane right on his tailgate for 5 miles....especially if you have 2,000 cars behind you that can't get past you or the truck because you're both doing 40!

award ceremony done!
I'm sorry about my radio volume. :lmao:
 

AndyMarquisLIVE

New Member
I have a nominee...

A dump truck was in front of me doing 30 mph in a 45. So, I put my turn signal on to pass him and I do so, start to get back in front when he finally decided to hit the gas. Since I knew he was going to do whatever it took to keep me or anyone else from passing him while he held up traffic, I kindly got back behind him, when he again decided to slow down. This game was going on for about two miles on 228. All I wanted wasa to get around this guy because he was now slowing down and speeding up, fluxuating speeds, trying to prevent anybody from getting in front of him. I know a good number of dump truck drivers are pretty arrogant and don't like people being in front of them, and it was apparent he was willing to do whatever it took to keep me behind him. So, I thought his name was Jimmie Johnson and went and took an alternate route home.
 
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Toreadoralpha

Guest
This is why I put a 139db air horn on the bike. Wakes up even cell phone using, radio blaring, make up applying, distracted no-look lane changing Soccer Moms in minivans!
 

Roughidle

New Member
aps45819 said:
If you don't have good driving skills on a bike, you better have good insurance
Yeah..and it better be Life Insurance...heheh.
Just got home from a nice afternoon putt. No real problems with traffic but you can definately see people making their crazy lane changes all along 235 in hopes of being the first one to the next RED light. I shy from that road as much as my route allows.
 
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