If Bill Gates was a redneck...

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck....(I personally Feel that alot of these things would be improvements!!!)

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders

2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle

3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag

4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa

5. Instead of ta-da, the opening sound would be dueling banjos

6. The Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouse

7. Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunkredneck yelling Feebird!

8. Instead of Start Me Up the Winders'95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart

9. PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt

10. Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Bishul C++

11. Winders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag

12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word

13. Instead of latte carts we'd have grits carts

14. New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, Yah hear?

15. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"

16. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am

17. Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse

18. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver

19. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire

20. Spreadsheet software would include examples in inventory of dead cars in your front yard

21. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator

22. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates

23. Instead of asking "where do you want to go today?" it's more like "Hey mister, can I ketch a ride in the back?"

24. Free eraser to erase the scribbble marks off the screen when using the NotePad
 
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