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Rocky Mountain High!!
If Horses Were in High School
Rocky Mountain Horses:
Always hanging out at the trailer, combing their hair, stepping around a puddle (it might get their hooves muddy!), objecting to this saddle or that….it doesn’t fit quite right, and does it make my butt look big? Members of the Fashion Club.
Quarter Horses:
Definitely jocks Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their
butts...definitely jocks.
Thoroughbreds:
Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks' Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack. They are the "new money" rich.
Appaloosas:
Could only be the stoners. They like to trip on acid so they can watch their spots move.
Arabians:
RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.TEAM! (need I say more?)
Shetland Ponies:
Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the rainbow ....
Gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.
Friesians:
Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.
Morgans:
They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.
Drafts (all breeds):
No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?
Icelandics and Paso Finos:
They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be knock off WeathaBeetas?)
Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!):
Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.
Hackney Ponies:
A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.
Warmbloods:
Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce Meadows has become?
Rocky Mountain Horses:
Always hanging out at the trailer, combing their hair, stepping around a puddle (it might get their hooves muddy!), objecting to this saddle or that….it doesn’t fit quite right, and does it make my butt look big? Members of the Fashion Club.
Quarter Horses:
Definitely jocks Strutting around flexing those muscles, showing off their
butts...definitely jocks.
Thoroughbreds:
Preppies. Sometimes athletes, never 'jocks' Monogrammed blankets, leather halters, Nike eventer shoes, the latest custom trailer and tack. They are the "new money" rich.
Appaloosas:
Could only be the stoners. They like to trip on acid so they can watch their spots move.
Arabians:
RAH! RAH! SIS BOOM BAH! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.TEAM! (need I say more?)
Shetland Ponies:
Frightening, spiky hairdos, snotty attitudes and any color of the rainbow ....
Gotta be PUNKS. Some even sport tattoos.
Friesians:
Big, buff, and always in black, they are the biker clique. Cigs hanging out of the corner of their mouths, dangerous glint in the eyes, daring anyone to cross their path.
Morgans:
They're the nerdy teacher's pets, running around doing everything from yearbook to decorating the gym and ratting out the bikers, stoners and jocks. They have perpetual wedgies.
Drafts (all breeds):
No real clique, they're just the big guys who sit in the back of the room and fart a lot (and then laugh). Who's going to STOP them?
Icelandics and Paso Finos:
They're the little squirrely geeks who flit around a dance trying to fit in and fail miserably. The kind who wear Toughskins jeans from Sears (or would that be knock off WeathaBeetas?)
Ahkle Tekl (Akle Takl? Ackle Tackle....!! Akhal Teke!!):
Foreign exchange student(s). And no one can spell their names either.
Hackney Ponies:
A breed this manic would have to be a band geek. Marching along with their knees and heads held high.....even going to the bathroom.
Warmbloods:
Old Money Preppies, as opposed to the TBs who are new money preppies. All their tack is imported from Europe, they drink Perrier water and eat only organically grown feed. They look down on everyone and talk amongst themselves about summer in Paris and skiing in Gstad and wasn't it dreadful how provincial Spruce Meadows has become?
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My mini Paint mares are in season so my mini leopard Appaloosa stallion has been moving those spots a lots the past few days. 