If I were a....... If you were a....

[sockgirl77]

thatkidstight's looking for a drunken night of :bangbangbang: huh......

 

[sockgirl77]

Excuse me, what I meant to say was

 

[ajhkmr97]

I'd be one ugly lesbian.


If you were a cup,

If I were a cup, I'd be half full

If you were a paper clip

 

[jazz lady]

If you were a paper clip

I'd hold you together.

If you were a bobble head doll...

 

[rack'm]

If you were a bobble head doll...

I'd be confused.....


If you were an eraser,

 

[jazz lady]

If you were an eraser,

I'd wear myself out correcting all the spelling errors.

If you were a thumbtack...

 

[rack'm]

If you were a thumbtack...

I'd stick around.

If you were a puddle,

 

[ajhkmr97]

I'd wear myself out correcting all the spelling errors.

If you were a thumbtack...

If I were a thumbtack, I'd hold your fav pic to the wall

If you were a speck of dust

 

[jazz lady]

If you were a puddle,

I would hope someone would splash barefoot through me.

If you were a popsicle...

 

[rack'm]

If you were a speck of dust

I'd catch the wind and see the world.


If you were a drop,

 

[rack'm]

If you were a popsicle...

I'd slip and slide threw your lips until I was done.....


If you were a pebble,

 

[RoseRed]

I'd slip and slide threw your lips until I was done.....

 

[ajhkmr97]

I'd slip and slide threw your lips until I was done.....


If you were a pebble,

If I were a pebble, I'd be the one you'd pick up when strolling down the beach


If you were a candle wick

 

[rack'm]

If you were a candle wick

she'd get me hot and then relish in my scent



If you were a thong,

 

[Kali]

she'd get me hot and then relish in my scent



If you were a thong,

I would hopefully be worn by someone hot!

If you were a chocolate easter bunny,

 

[ajhkmr97]

I would hopefully be worn by someone hot!

If you were a chocolate easter bunny,

If I were a chocolate easter bunny, I'd prefer to be licked instead of bitten...

If you were a turtle

 

[Wenchy]

I would hopefully be worn by someone hot!

If you were a chocolate easter bunny,

If I were a chocolate easter bunny my ears would probably be gone already.

If you were deaf...

 

[rack'm]

If you were a chocolate easter bunny,

You'd nibble my ears and lick your fingers afterwards.


If you were a car,

 

[Kali]

You'd nibble my ears and lick your fingers afterwards.


If you were a car,

I would want to be driven fast

If you were a pastie, (did i spell that right?)

 

[rack'm]

If you were a pastie, (did i spell that right?)

I'd be stuck on you.


If you were a leaf,