If I were a....... If you were a....
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Kali
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thats not rightMikeinsmd said:I'd get more ass than anyone!!
If you were toilet paper... (hey, you started it...)
I would be hanging from the trees in your front yard
If you were a cockroach...
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Kali
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I would grant you three wishesMikeinsmd said:I could survive a week without my head and survive a nuclear holocaust.
If you were a Genie...
If you were a disco ball...
ViolaceousTiger
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Then I would drink myself.ajhkmr97 said:
If you were an 8 year old boy...
ViolaceousTiger
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Mikeinsmd said:
then I could watch porn all day.
If you were a sidewalk...
sockgirl77
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I'd scream "MEN EFFING SUCK" all over town!Mikeinsmd said:
If you were a cell phone
ViolaceousTiger
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Then I would have to be pressed up against someone's face for hours.sockgirl77 said:
If you were sugar...
sockgirl77
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I would make the sweetest tea.ViolaceousTiger said:
If you were Kool Aid...
ViolaceousTiger
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Then I would make kids very happy.sockgirl77 said:
If you were the meanest person in the world...
sockgirl77
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I'd fit right in here!ViolaceousTiger said:
If you were a catalog
sockgirl77
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I'd be the only chapter in the "Men Know How To Do The Right Things" bookrack'm said:
If you were a book
sockgirl77
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I'd let my favorite forumite sit on merack'm said:
If you were a bath tub
ViolaceousTiger
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then people would be doing naughty things in me.sockgirl77 said:I'd let my favorite forumite sit on me
If you were a bath tub
If you were lotion...