if Jesus were here...

dazed&fallen

fine artist
..i'm sure he would want us to show those Iraqi scumbags who's boss. Way to be God's chosen people. Or are you Christians only in spirit and not in actions? Yes and I know the old testament condones violence, but obviously you missed the part about Jesus changing all the old laws. All i'm saying is give peace a chance, if that makes me crazy you can burn me at the stake. thank you goodnight.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
dazed&fallen said:
Or are you Christians only in spirit and not in actions?
You're right. It's a much better idea to turn the other cheek and let the Islamofascists take over the world. I'm so glad I clicked on this thread. I see the light now. :notworthy
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
dazed&fallen said:
..i'm sure he would want us to show those Iraqi scumbags who's boss. Way to be God's chosen people. Or are you Christians only in spirit and not in actions? Yes and I know the old testament condones violence, but obviously you missed the part about Jesus changing all the old laws. All i'm saying is give peace a chance, if that makes me crazy you can burn me at the stake. thank you goodnight.
Dear doomed&fullofit:

Jesus did NOT change all the old laws.
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
I think if Jesus were here, he'd probably buy his jeans at Abercrombie and Fitch. :cheers:
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
Nickel said:
I think if Jesus were here, he'd probably buy his jeans at Abercrombie and Fitch. :cheers:


I don't think he'd wear jeans. I think he'd wear those white cotton pants with a drawstring waist like they wore in the '60's, with a pair of birkenstocks.
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
elaine said:
I don't think he'd wear jeans. I think he'd wear those white cotton pants with a drawstring waist like they wore in the '60's, with a pair of birkenstocks.
You're probably right. And an unbuttoned fuschia tunic, because we all know Jesus has great abs, but is slightly modest. :yay:
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Nickel said:
You're probably right. And an unbuttoned fuschia tunic, because we all know Jesus has great abs, but is slightly modest. :yay:
I think you're hot for Jesus.
 

2ndAmendment

Just a forgiven sinner
PREMO Member
dazed&fallen said:
..i'm sure he would want us to show those Iraqi scumbags who's boss. Way to be God's chosen people. Or are you Christians only in spirit and not in actions? Yes and I know the old testament condones violence, but obviously you missed the part about Jesus changing all the old laws. All i'm saying is give peace a chance, if that makes me crazy you can burn me at the stake. thank you goodnight.
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Matthew 5:17-18
<sup id="en-NASB-23252">17</sup>"Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill.

<sup id="en-NASB-23253">18</sup>"For truly I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest letter or stroke shall pass from the Law until all is accomplished.
 

Bustem' Down

Give Peas a Chance
dazed&fallen said:
..i'm sure he would want us to show those Iraqi scumbags who's boss. Way to be God's chosen people. Or are you Christians only in spirit and not in actions? Yes and I know the old testament condones violence, but obviously you missed the part about Jesus changing all the old laws. All i'm saying is give peace a chance, if that makes me crazy you can burn me at the stake. thank you goodnight.
Great, so your christian parents forced you to go to sunday school when you didn't want so in rebellion you take to eastern philosophy. In the process you have become anti-christian. I've said it before your a hipocryte. Your the first elitest buddist I've ever met. Try living up to your own philosophy of tolerance.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Nickel said:
I think if Jesus were here, he'd probably buy his jeans at Abercrombie and Fitch. :cheers:
:killingme

Bustem' Down said:
Great, so your christian parents forced you to go to sunday school when you didn't want so in rebellion you take to eastern philosophy. In the process you have become anti-christian. I've said it before your a hipocryte. Your the first elitest buddist I've ever met. Try living up to your own philosophy of tolerance.
:yeahthat: Dazed, when you claim to know what Jesus' opinion would be about current events, that makes you sound arrogant. If you don't like Christianity, that's fine, but don't tell Christians or anyone else what they should believe.
Tinkerbell said:
Uh oh... Jesus is coming.... look busy!! :killingme
How about "Jesus is coming... hide the booze and the porn!"
 

2ndAmendment

Just a forgiven sinner
PREMO Member
Tonio said:
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How about "Jesus is coming... hide the booze and the porn!"
But, the key is "God knows your hearts".


Luke 16:15-17
<sup id="en-NASB-25636">15</sup>And He said to them, "You are those who justify yourselves in the sight of men, but God knows your hearts; for that which is highly esteemed among men is detestable in the sight of God.

<sup id="en-NASB-25637">16</sup>"The Law and the Prophets were proclaimed until John; since that time the gospel of the kingdom of God has been preached, and everyone is forcing his way into it.

<sup id="en-NASB-25638">17</sup>"But it is easier for heaven and earth to pass away than for one stroke of a letter of the Law to fail.
 
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