If men planned weddings...

Sharon

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10. Rehearsal dinner: Kegger!

9. Wedding Theme: Gourmet beer from around the world.

8. Invitation states in big letters: Bring money not gifts.

7. Invitation reads: Come meet my future ball & chain on Jan. 18, 2002. BYOB

6. A "Bouquet Pool" is set-up on who will catch the bouquet.

5. Vows mention cooking and sex specifically.

4. Bridesmaids wear matching blue jean cutoffs and halter tops.

3. Dance Floor Rule: Dance too close with the bride - get punched in the face.

2. Wide screen TV showing the big game during the reception.

1. Wedding favours consist of 2 for 1 pizza coupons.
 
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