If Obama wins

[GWguy]

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[bcp]

the white house does look pretty cool though

 

[Penn]

I don't know how true this is, but a guy at work told me, that if BHO wins the Presidency, he'll first be sworn in by the Supreme Court Justice, as usual, then in a private ceremony, he wants to be sworn in again - using the Koran - as well.

I'm just saying................

 

[Sonsie]

New fabrics will be required. Maybe in these colors?


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[Dork]

New fabrics will be required. Maybe in these colors?


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Someone told me this weekend that according to some pretty smart ancient peeps, the world would end on December 21st, 2012. It sounds kinda hokey but who would have ever though we'd be trying to elect a quasi-muslim president. Didn't the muslims send us a message in 2001? What are we doing?

 

[Nanny Pam]

God, I hope that doesn't happen.

 

[sunman1_67]

Someone told me this weekend that according to some pretty smart ancient peeps, the world would end on December 21st, 2012. It sounds kinda hokey but who would have ever though we'd be trying to elect a quasi-muslim president. Didn't the muslims send us a message in 2001? What are we doing?

I couldn't agree more!!!!

 

[bcp]

Someone told me this weekend that according to some pretty smart ancient peeps, the world would end on December 21st, 2012. It sounds kinda hokey but who would have ever though we'd be trying to elect a quasi-muslim president. Didn't the muslims send us a message in 2001? What are we doing?

thats cool, my handicap sticker expires in June of 2012, I only have to limp across parking lots for six months.
I can handle that.

 

[clevalley]

I wonder if he will put curb feelers and 22" spinners in the Presidential Limo with a big ass thumpin' stereo.

 

[Sonsie]

I wonder if he will put curb feelers and 22" spinners in the Presidential Limo with a big ass thumpin' stereo.

Naaaa, the secret service guys are going to have to get new grillz though!

 

[gary_webb]

Airforce One can be replaced with a flying carpet and he can have a presidential caravan instead of a motorcade. Keep the camels on the Ellipse.

 

[Toxick]

Barrack Obama and John McCain are in a lifeboat headed down the river. Just ahead is a waterfall, and under the waterfall are sharp crags of rocks. Death is certain.

Q: Who gets saved?






































A: America.

 

[Baja28]

Barrack Obama and John McCain are in a lifeboat headed down the river. Just ahead is a waterfall, and under the waterfall are sharp crags of rocks. Death is certain.

Q: Who gets saved?
A: America.

OMFG!!! You're not wishing death on the candidates are you? Kerad is gonna have a conniption fit (again).

 

[Toxick]

OMFG!!! You're not wishing death on the candidates are you? Kerad is gonna have a conniption fit (again).

Wishing death? No. I don't wish that anyone was dead.


Not even those two nincompoops.



The joke just points out that in a hypothetical situation where both distinguished gentlemen would unfortunatly meet their untimely demise - much to my personal chagrin - America might stand a chance at being better off than if one of them were to take office.

To be clear: I strongly hope that both candidates do not end up in a lifeboat together headed downriver toward a watery grave.

 

[Baja28]

Wishing death? No. I don't wish that anyone was dead. Not even those two nincompoops.

The joke just points out that in a hypothetical situation where both distinguished gentlemen would unfortunatly meet their untimely demise - much to my personal chagrin - America might stand a chance at being better off than if one of them were to take office.

To be clear: I strongly hope that both candidates do not end up in a lifeboat together headed downriver toward a watery grave.

I think you're safe. Obammy won't even debate McCain at town hall meetings.

 

[Sonsie]

OMFG!!! You're not wishing death on the candidates are you? Kerad is gonna have a conniption fit (again).

No kidding, he sure got his purty pink panties in a wad hey? I think that was the definition of a hissy fit.

 

[gary_webb]

No kidding, he sure got his purty pink panties in a wad hey? I think that was the definition of a hissy fit.

Too bad it doesn't matter. The POTUS is head of the exectutive branch of govt. He's supposed to enforce the laws not make them. Dems have beeen in control of the legislative branch for two years now and can't/won't do ####. Save your jack for the $7 gallon gas. It's coming! NO ####!