Joe Biden is president. It's time to accept it. But this isn't the case in every reality. We sent one of our Babylon Bee investigative reporters across the multiverse, and he came back with great news from one universe where Trump got reelected. Here are some of the biggest headlines from that universe:
Nancy Pelosi announces 38th impeachment proceeding against President Trump.
Unemployment reaches 0% for first time in history, stock market gets so high they have to add another digit to the counter.
CNN+ goes under [our reporter says this is true in all realities].
United States purchases Greenland in tremendous deal.
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Nancy Pelosi announces 38th impeachment proceeding against President Trump.
Unemployment reaches 0% for first time in history, stock market gets so high they have to add another digit to the counter.
CNN+ goes under [our reporter says this is true in all realities].
United States purchases Greenland in tremendous deal.
More...
If Only: Here Are The Headlines That Would Be In The News Right Now If Trump Were Still President
Joe Biden is president. It's time to accept it. But this isn't the case in every reality. We sent one of our Babylon Bee investigative reporters across the multiverse, and he came back with great news from one universe where Trump got reelected. Here are some of the biggest headlines from that...
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