If you lie down with dogs...

[kwillia]

Like flies on rice

OMG... Dems...

 

[Rael]

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
Plato

 

[Dye Tied]

Drink no wine before it's time.



It's time.

 

[Airgasm]

Power, n.: The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.

 

[meangirl]

Deal with the faults of others as gently as with your own.

 

[jazz lady]

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

 

[Rael]

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-biatch
Richard Jeni

 

[mAlice]

Drink no wine before it's time.



It's time.

That's kinda' like "it's 5 o'clock somewhere". :shrug:

 

[meangirl]

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

 

[Rael]

That's kinda' like "it's 5 o'clock somewhere". :shrug:

I always used noon

 

[jazz lady]

Steven Wright. I absolutely LOVE his humor.

Some more...

• "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
• "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died."
• "I went into this restaurant that serves you breakfast at any time, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
• "I wish my first word was 'quote', so when I died I could say 'un-quote'."
• "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it."
• "If it's a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, someone's making a penny."
• "I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."
• "I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
• "For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."
  

 

[Airgasm]

Steven Wright. I absolutely LOVE his humor.

Some more...

• "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
• "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died."
• "I went into this restaurant that serves you breakfast at any time, so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
• "I wish my first word was 'quote', so when I died I could say 'un-quote'."
• "I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it."
• "If it's a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, someone's making a penny."
• "I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second."
• "I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
• "For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

" I planted bird seed, and a bird sprouted-up. Now I don't know what to feed it..."

 

[MMDad]

See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em

 

[godsbutterfly]

If one out of every ten people suffer from diarrhea do the other nine enjoy it?

Another Steven Wright question.

 

[Rael]

I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add to it
Wright

 

[jazz lady]

" I planted bird seed, and a bird sprouted-up. Now I don't know what to feed it..."

But how come I hear this being said in Dems' voice?

 

[kwillia]

But how come I hear this being said in Dems' voice?

she MEANT to put her tomato cages in upside down...

 

[Etred101]

Never wrestle with a pig, you get muddy and the pig likes it.

 

[Airgasm]

But how come I hear this being said in Dems' voice?

she MEANT to put her tomato cages in upside down...

Poor Dems...

BTW, Dems, It's, "like white on rice". Or "like flys on stink", if you like the dirtier version...

 

[dems4me]

she MEANT to put her tomato cages in upside down...

Actually the tomato cages were intentional - ask River Rat : she helped me with them because they weren't going down - too many rocks and debris (broken plates, glasses, etc... they couldn't poke down without hitting something) it was all I could do with them was at that point put them in upside down and use a single tent peg