If you ride your 4 wheeler...

Larry Gude

Strung Out
...first thing Sunday morning...in your underwear...because you forgot to put the wash from last night in the dryer...

You might be a redneck.



:lmao:
 

Pasofever

Does my butt look big?
I have already ridden mine this am in my SOCKS and they were wet from the dew in the grass..does that count? Honestly I did :lmao:
 

oldman

Lobster Land
...first thing Sunday morning...in your underwear
:lmao:

Stop right there because you're probably already a redneck for not putting you underwear in with the rest of he wash, or did they just turn it inside out for a new weeks use?
 

Ponytail

New Member
...first thing Sunday morning...in your underwear...because you forgot to put the wash from last night in the dryer...

You might be a redneck.



:lmao:

OR, your dogs jumped the fence at oh dark thirty when you THOUGHT they had just woken you to let them out to "P". Yep, it happened. For once, not TOO me. Neighbor took off on his dirtbike wearing only his boxers to chase down his dogs.

Similar issue here in the Burbs too. While I was outside with MY dog, young girl (EARLY teens) was "Surprised" to see me, while she honest to god was wandering about a block and a half away from HER house, looking for her dog, while wearing nothing more than panties and a bra. :lol:
 

Vince

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OR, your dogs jumped the fence at oh dark thirty when you THOUGHT they had just woken you to let them out to "P". Yep, it happened. For once, not TOO me. Neighbor took off on his dirtbike wearing only his boxers to chase down his dogs.

Similar issue here in the Burbs too. While I was outside with MY dog, young girl (EARLY teens) was "Surprised" to see me, while she honest to god was wandering about a block and a half away from HER house, looking for her dog, while wearing nothing more than panties and a bra. :lol:
Why can't I run into women like that in my neighborhood? :banghead:
 
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