If Your Hand Causes You to Sin, Cut It Off

[nhboy]

On the Web at LAST!

"Eunicure is a network of volunteer medical professionals and funding partners providing the only one-hundred percent effective treatment for curing homosexuality.

Our procedure guarantees success in treating the genetic defect that leads to unwanted homosexual desires and the disfavor of Our Lord."

Eunicure: The 100% Guaranteed Cure!

 

[Lenny]

On the Web at LAST!

Actually, to meet the biblical instruction, the protruding member should have to be removed, not the orchids.

For the ladies, the procedure would make speech almost un-intelligible.

 

[cwo_ghwebb]

How can you type with no hands?

 

[MMDad]

Actually, to meet the biblical instruction, the protruding member should have to be removed, not the orchids.

For the ladies, the procedure would make speech almost un-intelligible.

So how would the catchers be able to live without a rectum?


(Rectum? Durn near killed him!)

 

[cwo_ghwebb]

So how would the catchers be able to live without a rectum?


(Rectum? Durn near killed him!)

A bag will do thank you.

 

[vraiblonde]

Obviously a joke site - check the testimonials.

 

[cwo_ghwebb]

Obviously a joke site - check the testimonials.

Don't ruin the fun with facts!

 

[oldman]

Kma.

 

[godsbutterfly]

Some people would be minus so many body parts they would look like Hannibal Lecter's pet project!

 

[Lenny]

Some people would be minus so many body parts they would look like Hannibal Lecter's pet project!

...or the black knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail. "It's only a flesh wound."