I'm a Bad Catholic....

[Angel]

I am ashamed to say I forgot about Ash Wednesday AND No Meat on Friday's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Other then the fact that I've been slackin' on going to Church, I'm not sure how I managed to forget.... The best friend told me that she was having shrimp for dinner tonight because ya know it's Friday, no meat... That's when I realized that I wasn't suppose to have that roast beef sandwich for lunch today... I am so ashamed.... what to do to right this wrong?....

 

[Kain99]

5000 Hail Mary's and 1000000 Rosary prayers oughta do it!

 

[Angel]

Originally posted by Kain99
5000 Hail Mary's and 1000000 Rosary prayers oughta do it!

Then you're saying the usual for me....just kidding... it's usually much less...

 

[darkriver4362]

Thou shalt burn in the eternal flames of the land of the upward rising water.

 

[Angel]

Originally posted by darkriver4362
Thou shalt burn in the eternal flames of the land of the upward rising water.

this is bad.. very bad...

 

[darkriver4362]

Yes, and henceforth thou shalt wear SPF 40000000, thee will need it.

 

[Angel]

Originally posted by darkriver4362
Yes, and henceforth thou shalt wear SPF 40000000, thee will need it.

can you get skin cancer in hell?

 

[Toxick]

Originally posted by Angel
can you get skin cancer in hell?

Yes... but it won't kill you.

 

[darkriver4362]

Originally posted by Toxick
Yes... but it won't kill you.

But see....Satan will cure you, then you'll get it again and it will repeat itself forever.

 

[Hot N Bothered]

If you don't actually attend church, you didn't even know it was Lent, isn't it a little silly to feel guilty over a sandwich?

 

[Kain99]

Originally posted by Toxick
Yes... but it won't kill you.

I'm begining to think that Toxick might just be one of the funniest nutjobs out here!

 

[darkriver4362]

Repent, and thou shalt be saved.