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"Martha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.' 'Yeah,' I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny."
-Jack Handey
Also do a google search and type in "Jack Handey's Quotes" and check out the first 2 hits....I am famous!!!!!
-Jack Handey
Also do a google search and type in "Jack Handey's Quotes" and check out the first 2 hits....I am famous!!!!!