I'm Burning ALL My Undergarments

LightRoasted

If I may ...
For your consideration ...


And never wearing them again.

I am so tired of finding those little, brown, blood-sucking bastages right under the elastic.

Every. Damn. Night.

Commando and free-swinging, here I come!


Word of caution ..... for men; "those little, brown, blood-sucking bastages" will find their way to the package much easier without underwear. Already this year had found two on the shaft, and one on the boys, thus far going "commando and free-swinging". There was one time, a year or two ago, one found it's way all the way to, and had just begun to lock itself upon the tip. :shocking:
 

Sneakers

Just sneakin' around....
PREMO Member
For your consideration ...





Word of caution ..... for men; "those little, brown, blood-sucking bastages" will find their way to the package much easier without underwear. Already this year had found two on the shaft, and one on the boys, thus far going "commando and free-swinging". There was one time, a year or two ago, one found it's way all the way to, and had just begun to lock itself upon the tip. :shocking:
Well, damn. If you didn't run nekkid thru the tall grasses it might not be such a problem.
 

glhs837

Power with Control
For your consideration ...





Word of caution ..... for men; "those little, brown, blood-sucking bastages" will find their way to the package much easier without underwear. Already this year had found two on the shaft, and one on the boys, thus far going "commando and free-swinging". There was one time, a year or two ago, one found it's way all the way to, and had just begun to lock itself upon the tip. :shocking:
Cringe Wince GIF
 

Clem72

Well-Known Member
For your consideration ...





Word of caution ..... for men; "those little, brown, blood-sucking bastages" will find their way to the package much easier without underwear. Already this year had found two on the shaft, and one on the boys, thus far going "commando and free-swinging". There was one time, a year or two ago, one found it's way all the way to, and had just begun to lock itself upon the tip. :shocking:
What i'm hearing is permethrin dipped tighty whiteys from now on.
 

black dog

Free America
For your consideration ...





Word of caution ..... for men; "those little, brown, blood-sucking bastages" will find their way to the package much easier without underwear. Already this year had found two on the shaft, and one on the boys, thus far going "commando and free-swinging". There was one time, a year or two ago, one found it's way all the way to, and had just begun to lock itself upon the tip. :shocking:
When my son was about 10, one had buried itself about a 1/8" next to his pee hole. I heard some squealing coming from the bathroom, it ramped up when he saw the look on my face. After it was pulled out it bled, for quite awhile.
To this day 15 yrs later, I can reproduce his squealing and he will say, that wasn't funny dad.
 

limblips

Well-Known Member
A number of years ago I found one embedded in my taint. Try as I might I just couldn't get it with the mirror and tweezers. At the time I was a single father of a 13YO daughter. There was no way I was asking her for help. I made the hardest phone call of my life to ask my brother for help. He said no problem! A short time later his nurse wife showed up with her kit. It is still talked about at family gatherings....
 
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