I'm falling apart../Never had a bf, Never will...

[Pete]

I haven't had a girlfriend since my divorce almost 10 years ago. Ya know what? It just doesn't matter. Having a boyfriend/girlfriend is overrated (think someone else said that).

Repeat after me:

"It just doesn't matter".
"It just doesn't matter".
"It just doesn't matter".
"It just doesn't matter".

Are you trying to say you're gay too?

 

[kwillia]

Oh, I wish I still looked like that! So does the wife, of course.

Sorry if I interupted the thread here. I didn't even notice there were 3 more pages that I hadn't read before my previous posts.

May I be forgiven for breaking in on this fun?

You jumped in with both feet... out kinda swimmer! Welcome!

 

[Larry Gude]

May I be forgiven for breaking in on this fun?

Nope. Now you've ruined EVERYTHING!

 

[Dye Tied]

Oh, I wish I still looked like that! So does the wife, of course.

Sorry if I interupted the thread here. I didn't even notice there were 3 more pages that I hadn't read before my previous posts.

May I be forgiven for breaking in on this fun?

Welcome. My Gunny son has his retirement ceremony in early March.

 

[MSgt_USMC_Ret]

Nope. Now you've ruined EVERYTHING!

Oh well. Won't be the first time I killed something.

 

[GeezLouise]

Serious. It's like when your kid lips off to you and gives you smart mouth. So you complain to some other parent and they reply, "Oh, I know exactly what you mean! Our little Prunella stole our car and wrapped it around a light pole the other night. She was only a little bit drunk, so that was a relief, but then the cops found crack in her purse. These kids, I tell ya!"

Suddenly you're not so upset with your own kid anymore.

 

[Larry Gude]

Oh well. Won't be the first time I killed something.

 

[Larry Gude]

You're just all giddy at the thought of having a punny gunny on board that might appreciate your jokes, aren'tchu...

Did you read the happy flower tread, yet?

 

[sockgirl77]

I suddenly feel better about my life.




P.S. Kwillia, what's a commerial?

 

[GWguy]

Are you trying to say you're gay too?

Why? You looking for an invitation, big boy?




Gawd no, I'm not gay........

 

[onebdzee]

Are you trying to say you're gay too?

It is those white tennis shoes that gave him away, isn't it?

 

[Larry Gude]

It is those white tennis shoes that gave him away, isn't it?

I wear white tennis shoes.

 

[GypsyQueen]

Okay its totally an MPD.


the story wasnt consistant in "tences"

"we've been hitting it off"

"who i now work with"

"been with him for 5 years and now hes gay."

 

[Chain729]

Maybe she doesn't frequent the same bars as you.

 

[onebdzee]

I wear white tennis shoes.

It's about time you came out of the closet....geesh

It's not like we all didn't know

 

[Larry Gude]

It's about time you came out of the closet....geesh

It's not like we all didn't know

I feel...pretty!

 

[vraiblonde]

I feel...pretty!

Look at me! I'm gliiiding....

 

[JULZ]

Don't assume because he's gay that they never had sex.

Maybe it was the sex that made him gay.

 

[JULZ]

Boyfriends are over rated.

So are husbands.

 

[Larry Gude]

Look at me! I'm gliiiding....

I can't find a decent u toob clip!