Immigrants

[mainman]

Two families move from Iraq to America. When they arrive, the
fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win $100.00

A year later when they meet again the first guy says, "My son's
playing
baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "screw you, towel-head!"

 

[crabcake]

but tell it with the accent this time, will ya!

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by crabcake


but tell it with the accent this time, will ya!

Its better spoken, isnt it?

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by mainman
Its better spoken, isnt it?

you didn't do the accent then, either.

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by crabcake
you didn't do the accent then, either.

I will do it the next time I see you....K?

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by mainman
I will do it the next time I see you....K?

now THAT's presumptuous!

I can tell you where that won't be, though.

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by crabcake
now THAT's presumptuous!

I can tell you where that won't be, though.

Hey, I get that...........

 

[Kain99]

Originally posted by mainman
Hey, I get that...........

Smack! I thought we agreed to shut up you two!

 

[crabcake]

:shrug: what'd I say?