Improving my workplace

[Gilligan]

I have not seen enough evidence that key management employees like @stgislander are taking race issues seriously here in our diverse and very woke workplace.
So I'm signing him up for some trainin'...

https://www.traininng.com/webinar/h...p=webinar&AdGroup=CYNDE_CLARKE_OCT05_SEP14_SF

I do hope it's better than their last course that was about "Dealing with Toxic Workplace Environment", because nothing has changed.

 

[Kyle]

Toxic Environment and Race issues are difficult but at least you haven't had to deal with Sexual Harassment in the Workplace.

 

[stgislander]

Fire me.

I dare ya.

I double dog dare ya.

 

[Merlin99]

Fire me.

I dare ya.

I double dog dare ya.

At least you stopped before the irrevocable "Triple Dog Dare"

 

[jazz lady]

Who Will Benefit

• Business Owners

 

[itsbob]

Toxic Environment and Race issues are difficult but at least you haven't had to deal with Sexual Harassment in the Workplace.

So you would think..

 

[Gilligan]

Fire me.

I dare ya.

I double dog dare ya.

Shoot. I could write all that code in the time I spend sitting on the terlit.

Besides....that'd give me a chance to correct all that terrible grammar and wildly excessive use of punctuation. I've seen your code...

 

[Gilligan]

Toxic Environment and Race issues are difficult but at least you haven't had to deal with Sexual Harassment in the Workplace.

He did try something funny once. But I cut that right off at the pass.

 

[Sneakers]

I do hope it's better than their last course that was about "Dealing with Toxic Workplace Environment", because nothing has changed.

Pretty sure the only thing he feels is toxic is the stuff you have in the beer fridge.

 

[Gilligan]

Shoot. I could write all that code in the time I spend sitting on the terlit.

Pretty sure the only thing he feels is toxic is the stuff you have in the beer fridge.

 

[stgislander]

Pretty sure the only thing he feels is toxic is the stuff you have in the beer fridge.

Between brother and #2 son, I'm surprised he has any beer left in that refrigerator.

 

[Gilligan]

Between brother and #2 son, I'm surprised he has any beer left in that refrigerator.

It has become a lot more difficult to keep it stocked....

 

[stgislander]

It has become a lot more difficult to keep it stocked....

You are nothing if not a giver.

 

[Gilligan]

You are nothing if not a giver.

My sarcasm detector just spun a bearing.

 

[DaSDGuy]

Toxic Environment and Race issues are difficult but at least you haven't had to deal with Sexual Harassment in the Workplace.

I managed to upgrade the office to my satisfaction. I added a FireStick 4K to the second monitor so now can stream while I work.

 

[Bird Dog]

Toxic Environment and Race issues are difficult but at least you haven't had to deal with Sexual Harassment in the Workplace.

Thats why I never hired minorities or women. No racial or sexual issues. Just got the work done and drank beer afterwards........

 

[Gilligan]

When I informed SGI that we were going to start random drug testing he said: "Sure, but I'm tellin' ya up front I won't try crack or acid".

 

[Kyle]

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I heard there was malicious farting in your workplace.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Thats why I never hired minorities or women. No racial or sexual issues. Just got the work done and drank beer afterwards........

Ever watch Yellowstone? "If you hire a woman she better be mean or ugly"