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Mikeinsmd

Mikeinsmd

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Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, Texas, and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window. "What the hell are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan. "We have so many of these damn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window."What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Texas . "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"


Inspired, the gal from Texas opened the car door and pushed the Mexican out.
 
Bustem' Down

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Mikeinsmd said:
Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, Texas, and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window. "What the hell are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan. "We have so many of these damn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window."What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Texas . "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"


Inspired, the gal from Texas opened the car door and pushed the Mexican out.
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It's sad and it's funny because it's so true. :lol:
 
baileydog

baileydog

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Mikeinsmd said:
Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, Texas, and Mexico.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window. "What the hell are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan. "We have so many of these damn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window."What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Texas . "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"


Inspired, the gal from Texas opened the car door and pushed the Mexican out.
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I almost chocked on my breakfast. Great ending, didnt expect it. Very funny. :lmao:
 
baileydog

baileydog

I wanna be a SMIB
desertrat said:
Anyone know how to put a question mark at the end of a question?
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Pardonum whah, I did not realize we were grading for punctuation today. I am truly sorry and will not let it happen again. :huggy: :razz:
 
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