Nanny Pam
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I thought of you, Pam when I read this.....ROFLMAO
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Wyomissing who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Reading and one of my sisters, who lives in Allentown, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Harrisburg.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Graterford for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Philadelphia and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to
bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.
So my question to you is, should I tell her about my cousin who is a Eagles fan?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation
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she is SAB~!
Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in Wyomissing who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Reading and one of my sisters, who lives in Allentown, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Harrisburg.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Graterford for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Philadelphia and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to
bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.
So my question to you is, should I tell her about my cousin who is a Eagles fan?
Signed, Worried About My Reputation
*********************************
she is SAB~!