In Latest Attack, Orcs Call Aragorn 'Weird'
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In Latest Attack, Orcs Call Aragorn 'Weird'
PELENNOR FIELDS, GONDOR — After receiving new marching orders from Sauron Campaign HQ at Barad-dûr, the orcs of Mordor have gone to the media in a coordinated effort to broadcast the message that the upstart king Aragorn is "just plain weird and creepy."
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