We have this..
https://nerdist.com/article/penis-f...qsq5bGSJXwILF33kzn6clGoIwqatXrHTrUeSRAFvIL1oc
In terms of what these things actually are—aside from crimes against nature and our eyeballs—that’s best described by their other, far less disgusting, yet still pretty disgusting nickname,
https://nerdist.com/article/penis-f...qsq5bGSJXwILF33kzn6clGoIwqatXrHTrUeSRAFvIL1oc