Taz
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A guy who has a bad stutter is walking down the street one day when he bumps into an old friend.
“It’s been a long time,” says the friend. “What have you been up to?”
“I a-almost got m-m-married,” the man replies.
“What do you mean almost?”
“W-w-we were s-sitting on the p-p-porch a-a-and the d-d-dog was s-s-scratching his b-b-back, and I-I said, ‘H-h-honey, w-w-would y-y-you do that f-f-for me?’ She p-p-punched me and l-l-left.” “All you did was ask her to scratch your back? What’s wrong with that?”
“W-w-well, b-b-by the time I-I-I g-g-got it out, he was l-l-licking h-h-his b-b-ba!!$.”
“It’s been a long time,” says the friend. “What have you been up to?”
“I a-almost got m-m-married,” the man replies.
“What do you mean almost?”
“W-w-we were s-sitting on the p-p-porch a-a-and the d-d-dog was s-s-scratching his b-b-back, and I-I said, ‘H-h-honey, w-w-would y-y-you do that f-f-for me?’ She p-p-punched me and l-l-left.” “All you did was ask her to scratch your back? What’s wrong with that?”
“W-w-well, b-b-by the time I-I-I g-g-got it out, he was l-l-licking h-h-his b-b-ba!!$.”