Indian Names

GopherM

GopherM

Darwin was right
An Indian brave goes to the chief’s lodge tent one day and asks the great chief how the names are chosen for the members of the tribe.

The chief reflects for a moment and tells the brave, “Each morning when I look at the great things our spirit father has given to us I name the next child for the first thing I see each day. There is Fox that Chases Badgers, Fawn That Drinks at Sunrise, Hawk Flying Through Clouds. All are the special things that the great spirit father has let me see.”

The brave is impressed and thanks the chief for his wisdom.

The chief replies, “You are welcome Two Dogs Humping. Please come back anytime.”
 
harleyrider

harleyrider

Natural Born Smartass
Indian Toilet Paper

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.

"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"

"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.

"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"

"Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll."

The Indian doesn't have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.

"I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."

"Why?" asks the confused clerk.

"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."
 
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