DEEKAYPEE8569
Well-Known Member
Told by a woman:
I wanted to spice up my sex life with my husband. I even read books about how to do this. One book suggested stripping naked and wrapping everything in saran wrap; so that's what I did. Then I laid on the dining room table for my husband to see as he walked in.
Bastard took one look at me and said, 'Leftovers again?'
I wanted to spice up my sex life with my husband. I even read books about how to do this. One book suggested stripping naked and wrapping everything in saran wrap; so that's what I did. Then I laid on the dining room table for my husband to see as he walked in.
Bastard took one look at me and said, 'Leftovers again?'