Insults

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
You are no longer beneath my contempt.

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That boy's about as sharp as the leading edge of a BB.

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This one translates very badly into english, but it might translate well in other languages:

Hij is zo handig; wat zijn ogen zien, dat maken zijn handen ........ kapot

(He is so skilled; what his eyes see, his hands make .......... broken)

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When something went wrong with someone else, say this to calm him/her:
That can happen to anyone, ...... but it happens to the stupidest first.

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I hope your face ends up on a milk carton.

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If I had a brother like you, I'd put myself up for adoption.

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You remind me of opium: a slow working dope.

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I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to animals.

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I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.

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Wow! You're a legend in your own mind!

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You're half a genius - an IQ of 75.

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You're so lazy, that if you woke up with nothing to do today, you'd go to bed with it only half done.

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May your bollocks turn cubical and fester at the corners.

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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

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Father of none and son of hundreds.

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The gods that smiled on your birth are laughing now.
 
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