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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.. (Now that's more like it)<o></o>
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!)<o></o>
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. <o></o>
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)<o></o>
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)<o></o>
(I'm still not over the pig.)<o></o>
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour <o></o>
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work.)<o></o>
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the…?)
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)<o></o>
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. <o></o>
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)<o></o>
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day. <o></o>
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)<o></o>
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Butterflies taste with their feet. <o></o>
(Something I always wanted to know.)<o></o>
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……)<o></o>
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. <o></o>
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)<o></o>
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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)<o></o>
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A cat's urine glows under a black light.. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)<o></o>
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)<o></o>
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Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)<o></o>
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Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)<o></o>
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. <o></o>
(What about that pig??)
God love that pig!!
(Received via email -- yes, the entire thing, including the comments in red. What? You thought I was fixating on that pig?
Although, now that you mention it, 30 minutes??!!!! Hmmmmm......)<o></o>
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></o>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.. (Now that's more like it)<o
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></o>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (OMG!)<o
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></o>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. <o
></o>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)<o
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></o>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)<o
></o>(I'm still not over the pig.)<o
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></o>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour <o
></o>(Don't try this at home, maybe at work.)<o
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></o>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the…?)
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></o>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)<o
></o><o
></o>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. <o
></o>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)<o
></o><o
></o>Some lions mate over 50 times a day. <o
></o>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)<o
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></o>Butterflies taste with their feet. <o
></o>(Something I always wanted to know.)<o
></o><o
></o>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……)<o
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></o>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. <o
></o>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)<o
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></o>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)<o
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></o>A cat's urine glows under a black light.. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)<o
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></o>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)<o
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></o>Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.)<o
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></o>Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)<o
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></o>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. <o
></o>(What about that pig??)
God love that pig!!
(Received via email -- yes, the entire thing, including the comments in red. What? You thought I was fixating on that pig?
Although, now that you mention it, 30 minutes??!!!! Hmmmmm......)<o></o><o
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