GopherM
Darwin was right
The lawyer says to the wealthy "art collector" business tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news….”
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?"
The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she thinks are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.”
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer replies: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?"
The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she thinks are worth a minimum of $2 to $3 million.”
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer replies: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”