Iran-Iraq

[SmallTown]

"Good news for Iraq. There's a 50 percent chance that President Bush will confuse it with Iran." —Craig Kilborn

 

[Larry Gude]

Good one!

George Bush is getting a little hungry and, seeings how he can't feed himself without getting hurt (pretzels and all) he has a buzzer he must push to call a waiter. It's for the good of the Republic, you know.

So Bush, he hits the WRONG button, and BLOOEY!!! Nukes Iran AND Iraq! Haw! Haw Haw!

Get it? He's so dumb that...

Nevermind.