Mike
F*** Socialism!
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on his first airline flight.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like
a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a
dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me, too; I didn't know we had a choice!"
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought
and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like
a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a
dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me, too; I didn't know we had a choice!"