Judge Flynn has his shoes in his hand and is sneaking out
of the house when his wife Maura catches him.
Maura: "And where do you think you're sneaking off to?"
Judge Flynn: "Oh, my dear, I almost forgot to tell you -
there's to be a political meeting at the Irish Catholic
Social Club this evening and I must attend as it is about
my judgeship."
Maura: "Flynn, if there's any drinking, there will be no
living with me."
Judge Flynn: "Oh, no my dear - this is strictly a political
meeting."
And, off Flynn goes for an evening of carousing with the boys.
He comes home at 2 AM, snot-flying drunk, balls his clothes
up, throws them in the laundry, gets fresh clothes, catches
a few winks on the couch and sneaks out before herself is
awake.
At 9:30 AM he is hearing cases when the clerk of the court
slides a note onto the bench. The note says: "It's your
wife, she says its urgent!"
So Judge Flynn calls a recess and goes into his office to
call home.
Maura: "Ye bastid Flynn! Didn't I tell you if you went out
drinking they'd be no living with me?"
Judge Flynn: "Oh my dear there was no drinking."
Maura: "Then what's this vomit doing all down the front of
your suit, shirt and necktie?"
Judge Flynn: "Oh, my dear, I almost forgot to tell you -
when I came out of the meeting there was this terrible drunken
man that came up and vomited right down the front of me. But
I called the boys in blue and they threw him into the wagon
and he'll be up before me this morning. I'll give that boyo
thirty days in jail for his trouble!"
Maura: "Well, see that you do!"
At 10:00 AM he is still hearing cases when the clerk of the
court slides other note onto the bench. The note says:
"It's your wife again, she says its urgent!"
So Judge Flynn calls a recess and goes into his office to call
home.
Maura: "And has that terrible drunken man been up before you -
the one that's going to get thirty days in jail?"
Judge Flynn: "Oh no my dear but when he comes up - it's thirty
days for him!"
Maura: "No darling, give him ninety days."
Judge Flynn: "That seems excessive - why ninety days?"
Maura: "Because he sh*t your pants too!"
of the house when his wife Maura catches him.
Maura: "And where do you think you're sneaking off to?"
Judge Flynn: "Oh, my dear, I almost forgot to tell you -
there's to be a political meeting at the Irish Catholic
Social Club this evening and I must attend as it is about
my judgeship."
Maura: "Flynn, if there's any drinking, there will be no
living with me."
Judge Flynn: "Oh, no my dear - this is strictly a political
meeting."
And, off Flynn goes for an evening of carousing with the boys.
He comes home at 2 AM, snot-flying drunk, balls his clothes
up, throws them in the laundry, gets fresh clothes, catches
a few winks on the couch and sneaks out before herself is
awake.
At 9:30 AM he is hearing cases when the clerk of the court
slides a note onto the bench. The note says: "It's your
wife, she says its urgent!"
So Judge Flynn calls a recess and goes into his office to
call home.
Maura: "Ye bastid Flynn! Didn't I tell you if you went out
drinking they'd be no living with me?"
Judge Flynn: "Oh my dear there was no drinking."
Maura: "Then what's this vomit doing all down the front of
your suit, shirt and necktie?"
Judge Flynn: "Oh, my dear, I almost forgot to tell you -
when I came out of the meeting there was this terrible drunken
man that came up and vomited right down the front of me. But
I called the boys in blue and they threw him into the wagon
and he'll be up before me this morning. I'll give that boyo
thirty days in jail for his trouble!"
Maura: "Well, see that you do!"
At 10:00 AM he is still hearing cases when the clerk of the
court slides other note onto the bench. The note says:
"It's your wife again, she says its urgent!"
So Judge Flynn calls a recess and goes into his office to call
home.
Maura: "And has that terrible drunken man been up before you -
the one that's going to get thirty days in jail?"
Judge Flynn: "Oh no my dear but when he comes up - it's thirty
days for him!"
Maura: "No darling, give him ninety days."
Judge Flynn: "That seems excessive - why ninety days?"
Maura: "Because he sh*t your pants too!"