nhboy
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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husbands libido.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
'Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem" replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra, it's when you drop the Viagra into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week or so and let me know how things went."
Well, not a week went by before she called her doctor who directly inquired as to progress. "Oh, faith, bejeysus and begorrah! T'was horrid doctor, just terrible!"
"Really, what happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth a-flying. Ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop. It was a nightmare I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't any good?"
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years, but sure as I'm sitting here I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
'Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem" replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra, it's when you drop the Viagra into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week or so and let me know how things went."
Well, not a week went by before she called her doctor who directly inquired as to progress. "Oh, faith, bejeysus and begorrah! T'was horrid doctor, just terrible!"
"Really, what happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it into his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth a-flying. Ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop. It was a nightmare I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't any good?"
"Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years, but sure as I'm sitting here I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"
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