Is That A Bird In Your Pants?

[Czar]

Smuggler carried sedated endangered parakeets in underwear while crossing into US from Mexico: feds

A CBP officer’s inspection allegedly revealed two brown sacks, each containing an orange-fronted parakeet, in Martinez’s underwear.

nypost.com

 

[Czar]

Dude was bulging, yet had a little pecker in there!

...told officers several times that the bulge was his “pirrin,” or a Spanish word for penis...

 

[luvmygdaughters]

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush

 

[Sneakers]

A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush

Unless she's into that kind of thing.

 

[Czar]

This Thanksgiving, don't have the "stuffing" at his house!

 

[NorthBeachPerso]

Should have been wearing a "Big Pecker's" t-shirt.

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...


The only bird I have in my pants ...... metaphorically: The Red Headed Wood Pecker.

 

[DannyMotorcycle]

dumb and lazy and maybe greedy.. should have thought of a better way.. like maybe under flabs of a fat person.