Is the Queen Near her End?

[TPD]

Fox & Friends just spent 10 minutes talking about the queen and the statement just put out by her doctors that she should remain under medical supervision.

 

[RoseRed]

She had a long reign.

 

[Kyle]

See... If only Meghan had not been such a #####, next year she might have been Queen Meghan The Succubus.

 

[Clem72]

I don't need the news to tell me she is near her end. She's 96 years old, she ain't making it to the next friends reunion show.

 

[kwillia]

I sure as heck cannot understand why people can’t seem to accept that old people have an expiration date. Anything over 73 is borrowed time for anyone. Don’t act so shocked when someone dies.

 

[Kyle]

I sure as heck cannot understand why people can’t seem to accept that old people have an expiration date. Anything over 73 is borrowed time for anyone. Don’t act so shocked when someone dies.

Someone should invent one of those pop-up timers like they put in Turkeys but for expiry instead of temperature.

 

[Sneakers]

I sure as heck cannot understand why people can’t seem to accept that old people have an expiration date. Anything over 73 is borrowed time for anyone. Don’t act so shocked when someone dies.

Hey. I ain't ready to call it yet. 73 isn't that far away.

 

[kwillia]

Hey. I ain't ready to call it yet. 73 isn't that far away.

Dying at 73 is a full life. Anything beyond is bonus. Not saying that is your expiration year. I am saying it should not be a shock if it is though. No matter how healthy of a lifestyle one has, by average age of 73 we all have something that could go/give out at any time.

 

[RoseRed]

Dying at 73 is a full life. Anything beyond is bonus. Not saying that is your expiration year. I am saying it should not be a shock if it is though. No matter how healthy of a lifestyle one has, by average age of 73 we all have something that could go/give out at any time.

My Grandmother made it to 97. When she crashed, she was gone within 2 weeks.

 

[Dakota]

I sure as heck cannot understand why people can’t seem to accept that old people have an expiration date. Anything over 73 is borrowed time for anyone. Don’t act so shocked when someone dies.

thank you - agree - people gasp and go OMG so hard to believe - the Queen is well beyond life expectancy.

Now there is zero doubt that IF we get to that age, we will feel differently. well, maybe...

 

[Kyle]

My Grandfather made it to just short of 99, Great Grandmother made it to 93 and all of her seven siblings passed anywhere from 88 to 101.

Great Aunts and Uncles all passed in their 80s.

My Mother, Aunts and Uncles passed in their 70s.

I can do the math. I'm gett'n nervous at 60!

 

[Dakota]

BBC is reporting the Queen is dead.... but nowhere else

 

[Kyle]

BBC is reporting the Queen is dead.... but nowhere else

So my first thought is, when Brandon attends the State Funeral, who will he try to shake hands with first.

Elizabeth or Phillip?

 

[Dakota]

BBC deleted it. It would be proper for BBC to delete that and allow this news to be said from the palace.

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...

When she goes, the entire 24/hr news cycle for weeks will be all about her. Noting else newsworthy will be happening in the world that will need reporting on or require our attention.

 

[Gilligan]

https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-...qgXda5nZm8MVmXV6OOsGzkH4PCnE8JENJaQXmmEEpGzoA

 

[RoseRed]

https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-...qgXda5nZm8MVmXV6OOsGzkH4PCnE8JENJaQXmmEEpGzoA

Sad, but true. She was a nobody until she hooked Harry.

 

[kwillia]

So my first thought is, when Brandon attends the State Funeral, who will he try to shake hands with first.

Elizabeth or Phillip?

He’ll be busy sniffing the royal kids.

 

[RoseRed]

 

[SamSpade]

My Grandfather made it to just short of 99, Great Grandmother made it to 93 and all of her seven siblings passed anywhere from 88 to 101.

Great Aunts and Uncles all passed in their 80s.

My Mother, Aunts and Uncles passed in their 70s.

I can do the math. I'm gett'n nervous at 60!

My Dad made it to 79. But he died in a car accident. He was still healthy. Played basketball with the guys at church.