Is your spouse secretly gay/lesbian?

[StraightWife]

This is so much more prevalent than one can imagine...and I think now that more and more states are allowing gay marriages, we will have more people emerging from the closets so to speak. What are some of the signs that your spouse may be more interested in a same gender relationship??

 

[Hank]

Smells like a unicorn and chits rainbows.... :shrug:

 

[StraightWife]

A man who is very meticulous with hair removal - especially chest & pubic hair

 

[StraightWife]

A man who always sits to pee - never stands to pee (nice not to have the "seat down" issue, though)

 

[StraightWife]

A man who regularly visits the tanning salon

 

[StraightWife]

A man who owns a new jock strap but does not participate in any sports

 

[Hank]

Is this a Warnutz thread?

 

[StraightWife]

A man who uses baby wipes instead of T/P...

 

[StraightWife]

A man who has a stock pile of laxatives always on hand

 

[StraightWife]

A man who prefers "Real Housewives" tv shows over the NFL or addictions to similar shows

 

[Bann]

Lots of MPD's come out when there's a smow day!

 

[StraightWife]

A man who uses more hairspray than any normal woman

 

[MMDad]

This is so much more prevalent than one can imagine...and I think now that more and more states are allowing gay marriages, we will have more people emerging from the closets so to speak. What are some of the signs that your spouse may be more interested in a same gender relationship??

If he's not feeding you the bone, it's more likely that you disgust him rather than him being gay. Take a look in the mirror chubby.

 

[Hank]

A man who prefers "Real Housewives" tv shows over the NFL or addictions to similar shows

Are you married to BCP?

 

[StraightWife]

If he's not feeding you the bone, it's more likely that you disgust him rather than him being gay. Take a look in the mirror chubby.

Are you really that ignorant, MMDad?

 

[StraightWife]

If he's not feeding you the bone, it's more likely that you disgust him rather than him being gay. Take a look in the mirror chubby.

A man who is extremely defensive for unknown/strange reasons that can never really be explained. (the overwhelming psychosis with having to maintain the lie)

 

[withrespect]

A man who is extremely defensive for unknown/strange reasons that can never really be explained. (the overwhelming psychosis with having to maintain the lie)

This can also mean he is cheating on you with another woman.

Let's not jump to conclusions, Aye?

 

[StraightWife]

A man who posts adds on websites seeking other men

 

[MMDad]

Are you really that ignorant, MMDad?

You aren't very good at being an MPD, Tommy.

 

[StraightWife]

A man who constantly seeks to have a "replacement wife" ready for when his current wife discovers his true identity