IT Help Line

[saddlemount]

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."

The manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

I know I have.

 

[jenbengen]

Funny you should mention that- I had to call about a computer problem and for the first time I clearly got somebody from India. We went in circles for 15 minutes about what my problem was and I finally gave up because he was clueless. He literally read the Help page from the computer word for word. Gee thanks...glad I paid extra for that!

 

[nhboy]

When I call to make a doctor's appointment, it goes to India too! Try telling them the name of your prescription medicine.

 

[saddlemount]

Where I work, when we get someone like this (which happens a LOT in IT) we simply hang up and call again.

 

[Dutch6]

I just got off the phone with this guy....

 

[Homer J]

When I call to make a doctor's appointment, it goes to India too! Try telling them the name of your prescription medicine.

That's not India, that's the Shahs.