It was a matter of time...

[Larry Gude]

...that all these gay rights crusades would result in the world tipping on it's axis only to spin off out of control and into total chaos and bedlam.

I hope you all are happy now.


Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin - LiveScience - MSNBC.com

 

[Vince]

I think that scientist was smoking something. Seals don't molest penguins, they have them for dinner.

 

[Larry Gude]

Oh...

I think that scientist was smoking something. Seals don't molest penguins, they eat them.

...so now your going to argue technique, eh?

 

[RoseRed]

On the other hand, the amorous seal may simply have been sexually inexperienced and playful, and wanted practice, the researchers conjectured.

 

[PsyOps]

...that all these gay rights crusades would result in the world tipping on it's axis only to spin off out of control and into total chaos and bedlam.

I hope you all are happy now.


Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin - LiveScience - MSNBC.com

Oh get it right Larry... that's not gay rights. That's global warming... which is Bush's fault.

 

[Larry Gude]

No...

Oh get it right Larry... that's not gay rights. That's global warming... which is Bush's fault.

...I've changed my mind. It is unreasonable to have expected more from a man so beset. I shall henceforth view any shortcomings I may suspect in a new context;

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

 

[donbarzini]

...I've changed my mind. It is unreasonable to have expected more from a man so beset. I shall henceforth view any shortcomings I may suspect in a new context;


Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children

And the next sound you hear is......................

 

[PsyOps]

...I've changed my mind. It is unreasonable to have expected more from a man so beset. I shall henceforth view any shortcomings I may suspect in a new context;

Good... very good.

But... global warming... GGGLLLLOOOOOBBBBAAAALLLLL WAAAARRRRMMMING!

Stop the madness before we are all killed by giant Sealguins.

 

[PsyOps]

And the next sound you hear is......................

 

[desertrat]

...that all these gay rights crusades would result in the world tipping on it's axis only to spin off out of control and into total chaos and bedlam.

I hope you all are happy now.


Seal caught on tape molesting a penguin - LiveScience - MSNBC.com

"It may have wanted to eat it and half-way through the chase changed its mind,"

Warm apple pie syndrome.

 

[Larry Gude]

Yes...

Warm apple pie syndrome.

...perhaps the chase was better than the catch. Or, if I dare say, perhaps the penguin was...frigid?

 

[donbarzini]

Not bad, but WRONG!!!!!!

Samuel L. Jackson's .357 discharging inside the diner.

 

[PsyOps]

Not bad, but WRONG!!!!!!

Samuel L. Jackson's .357 discharging inside the diner.

I was close. :shrug: