Mike
F*** Socialism!
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns
down through the family
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to
his bedside. "
Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my
chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about
you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna Da
business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,
a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you
wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and
say, 'Time's Up'?"
down through the family
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to
his bedside. "
Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my
chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about
you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna Da
business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,
a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you
wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and
say, 'Time's Up'?"
