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Jaded
One dark night in the small town of Garfield, NJ,
A fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a
Blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm
Went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the
Scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire
Chief and said, "All of our secret sausage recipes are in the
Vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved.
I will donate $50,000 to the fire department that brings
Them out and delivers them to me."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon
More fire departments had to be called in because the
Situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived,
The president shouted out that the offer to extricate the
Secret recipes was now $100,000 to the fire department
That could save them.
Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another
Fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the
Nearby Lodi, NJ volunteer fire department composed mainly of
Italian firefighters over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire
Engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire
Engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into
The middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched
In amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began
To fight the fire with a performance that was as if they were
Fighting to save their own lives Within a short time, the Lodi
Old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.
The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that
For such a superhuman accomplishment he was upping the reward
To $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the
Brave elderly Italian firefighters.
A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film.
The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian fire chief, "What are
You going to do with all that money?" "Wella," said Chief Pasquale
De Luccinellavanti, the 70-year-old fire chief, "de fursta tinga we gonnna
Do isza fixa uppa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!"
A fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a
Blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm
Went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the
Scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire
Chief and said, "All of our secret sausage recipes are in the
Vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved.
I will donate $50,000 to the fire department that brings
Them out and delivers them to me."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon
More fire departments had to be called in because the
Situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived,
The president shouted out that the offer to extricate the
Secret recipes was now $100,000 to the fire department
That could save them.
Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another
Fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the
Nearby Lodi, NJ volunteer fire department composed mainly of
Italian firefighters over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire
Engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire
Engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into
The middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched
In amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began
To fight the fire with a performance that was as if they were
Fighting to save their own lives Within a short time, the Lodi
Old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.
The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that
For such a superhuman accomplishment he was upping the reward
To $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the
Brave elderly Italian firefighters.
A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film.
The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian fire chief, "What are
You going to do with all that money?" "Wella," said Chief Pasquale
De Luccinellavanti, the 70-year-old fire chief, "de fursta tinga we gonnna
Do isza fixa uppa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!"
