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Italians
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him. "You gonna try again."
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore
and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig
that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour
later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for
the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2
retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him. "You gonna try again."
