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A local man had a girlfriend whose name was Lorraine. She was
very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to
find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was
Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her as well, and after a short while it became
obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal
man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still
going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up
with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to
tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine
slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and
she drowned.
The man stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off
smiling and singing...
"I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to
find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was
Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her as well, and after a short while it became
obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal
man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he was still
going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up
with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to
tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine
slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and
she drowned.
The man stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off
smiling and singing...
"I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
Yes another punster! 
