It's ok, Christy, we knew it wasn't your fault

[Dymphna]

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, in
cooperation with the manufacturer named below, today announced a
voluntary recall of the following consumer product. Consumers should
stop using recalled products immediately unless otherwise instructed.

Name of product: Log Splitter

Units: About 4,000

Manufacturer: Brave Products Inc., Streator, Ill

Hazard: The log splitter's hydraulic cylinders can have defective rod
retention, causing the seals to leak and the rods to detach. This can
result in serious injury to the operator, as the rod can rapidly and
unexpectedly extend the splitting wedge.

 

[Christy]

Yeah, NOW they tell me.